Brodigan - October 12, 2021 at 02:05PM
We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website love ourselves a quality good guy with a gun story. Chris Gaither, 11, is the goodest guy with a gun we've ever heard of. A nogoodnik tried breaking into Gaither's house. Chris warned the intruder that he was going to kill him with a gun if the guy didn't leave. The intruder didn't listen. Chris is a kid of his word. He opened fire, and made the guy cry like a little bitch.
What sells it is how this ice-cold little man is sharing his story with the reporter. Arn Anderson with his Glock at the intersection ain't got nothing on Lil' Roll Tide here.
"When I pulled the gun out on him, I guess he didn't think it was a real gun 'cause he didn't worry about it. He just kept on walking.
"I shot through a hamper that he was carrying. It was full metal jacket bullet. It went straight through the back of him and his leg. And he started crying like a little baby."
Dude.
Gaither just opened fire until the guy went down, proving that he has grapefruits the size of a Navy SEAL. He may want to work on his aim. He wasted a lot of ammo. But that will all come in time. Once everyone sees him on the news, Gaither is going to be too busy fighting off all the thirteen-year-olds asking him over for a soda before their parents get home. Live your life, King!
The only thing preventing this from being 10/10 content is that there is no video of the intruder crying. When the thug in question shows himself to be a pussy, it makes all the difference in the world. I still give this a solid 9.8.
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