Brodigan - October 15, 2021 at 12:26PM
Among the many things Joe Biden has made a mess of, the supply chain breakdown is the most serious. Essential goods aren't being delivered. Grocery store shelves are bare. Some White House officials are already warning people about Christmas shopping. And Transportation Secretary Butttgig is on vacation. The gravity of the situation notwithstanding, people found enjoyment blasting Biden for f*cking it all up. #EmptyShelvesJoe and BareShelvesBiden were both top trends on Twitter. But one voice was missing. Former President Donald Trump.
We all know why Trump isn't on Twitter. Could you imagine if Trump did a live stream from an empty grocery store somewhere? It might go a little something like this...
"Well, here we are at the supermarket. We're standing here with the BARE SHELVES. Look at it. There's absolutely nothing here. The shelves are bare. It's empty! It's empty like Sleepy Joe's brain when you think about it. There's absolutely nothing on the shelf. Look at it. Bare shelves all over the place."
"They say we're 'Building Back Better.' And yet we have nothing in the supermarkets. We're standing with the bare shelves. Bare Shelves Biden, okay? Empty Shelves Joe. It's a disgrace, believe me."
Voice was perfect. Mannerisms were on point. Even the dialogue is exactly what Donald Trump would say. The only negative is that Donald Trump would never be caught dead shopping in a grocery store himself. But that's what makes a perfect impersonation. You take a famous person and have them do things that a famous person would never do. It would be like a Biden impersonator imagining Biden being competent. I give this dude an 11/10!
While you're in an anti-Biden mood, please enjoy this rant calling Democrats a "f*cking scar," and a young king finding an excuse to say 'Let's Go Brandon."
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