Joseph Gunderson - January 03, 2022 at 08:12AM
When you’re gathering with a large group of people for the explicit purpose of screwing, I think it’s safe to say you might have worse things to worry about catching than COVID.
“Hey, man. Did you catch COVID at the orgy last night?”
“Nah, just a gnarly case of herpes.”
“Oh, cool, cool. Me either.”
Well, in Spain, I guess they’re just a bunch of degenerate sex perverts—I mean, it’s Europe. Would you expect anything less? Except it was arranged by a couple of prostitute-loving Americans… Jeez. And when a bunch of these weirdos get together, the only thing the police are worried about is following the COVID restrictions.
If the orgy was only ten people, they would have been good to go. Perhaps the cops would’ve only shown up to give the participants an “at-a-boy” or a “go get ‘em, tiger,” but they had too many people, about 50-70!
How did the police get wise to the elicit rendezvous? Did they find the listing on the Spanish Craigslist? Although it was probably posted there, no. It turns out, some clod attending the New Year’s Eve bash (bang?) couldn’t read his invitation correctly and knocked on the wrong apartment door. Way to ruin everyone’s NYE, Steve!
As the Daily Mail reports, this isn’t the first sexual gathering to be busted over COVID rules. In February, a group of 19 Frenchmen (damn Europeans) were fined for crossing the border into Spain to look for sex at the low-key brothel. And in the same week, the French police broke up a gathering of 100 people who were getting’ busy in a warehouse in Paris. That’s 100 people in a group!
Yup, Europe is gross.
I’m sure everyone was vaccinated and wearing masks, though, so you’d think it would be fine.
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