Brodigan - January 28, 2022 at 07:11AM
A convoy of freedom-loving truck drivers is en route to Ottawa. They are calling for an end to all Canada's pandemic restrictions, or for Prime Minister Justin "I Feel Pretty" Trudeau's resignation. The convoy is expected in Ottawa this weekend. Trudeau, that walking pile of soy and hair care product, announced he caught COVID and won't be at work for five days. You could believe that. Or you can just think Trudeau's a pussy.
People from throughout North America have been voicing their support for the convoy. The drivers can add one prominent voice to their list of supporters: Elon Musk. Time Magazine's Person of the Year announced his solidarity with the convoy on, where else, Twitter! Three words: "Canadian Truckers Rule!" Three more words: "Je m’aple syrup."
The convoy started due to Canada's vax mandate that all truck drivers needed their Fauci Ouchie to enter the country. To enter the country, mind you, hauling vital goods for the Canadian people. The truckers had an exception, but Trudeau liberals changed their minds. As we approach 730 days passed fifteen days to flatten the curve, the people had enough. Hence, the freedom convoy.
Canada's restrictions weren't Australia bad, but they were still pretty bad. 87% of Canadians were tracked via their mobile phones. Police raided illegal gatherings of SIX people or more. Parents were told to isolate their children in their own homes. Elected officials called for regulating conversations in public areas.
And, to practice safe sex, the Canadian government encouraged the use of the "glory hole." Google what "glory hole" is if you don't know. I only bring it up to point out there's a government document with the phrase "glory hole" in it.
Keep an eye on the convoy. This weekend could get very interesting.
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