Show Notes: China REWRITES Hollywood Classics?! We Uncover Just How Deep It Goes!
Team Crowder - January 26, 2022 at 09:14AM
Communist China is rewriting classic Hollywood movies as movie producers take their communist money. We expose how far it goes. Also, a truck full of monkeys might be causing another pandemic. And 217-year-old Cher has a work out video for some reason.
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MONKEY CRASH!
All monkeys are now accounted for following a crash in Pennsylvania. SOURCE: NBC
Crates of monkeys were scattered across Route 54 following the crash.
Of the 100 monkeys on board, 3 had initially escaped.
What is more concerning though is a woman stopped to help the truck driver and ended up touching one of the Macaques.
The woman apparently thought the monkeys were… cats? SOURCE: Twitter
She ended up having to go to the emergency room after developing pink-eye and a cough. SOURCE: DailyMail
Sadly, three monkeys had to be euthanized.
FAUCI LIKES HIS MONKEYS
Did you know that Morgan Island in South Carolina has been nicknamed "Monkey Island" because it’s full of monkeys? SOURCE: WhiteCoatWaste
All of the monkeys on the island are owned by the NIH and are subjected to Fauci experiments. SOURCE: Twitter
Fauci also made a different group of lab monkeys trans AND gave them AIDS! For “science.” SOURCE: FoxNews
CHINA EDITED FIGHT CLUB
Chinese streaming platform Tencent Video has released Fight Club , but gave it a slightly different ending…
Instead of Tyler Durden killing his alter-ego, China’s version ends like this. SOURCE: Twitter
That last slide reads: SOURCE: Twitter
“Through the clue provided by Tyler, the police rapidly figured out the whole plan and arrested all criminals, successfully preventing the bomb from exploding.”
“After the trial, Tyler was sent to a lunatic asylum receiving psychological treatment. He was discharged from treatment in 2012.”
And this isn’t even the FIRST time China has revised Hollywood!
In Iron Man , RDJ did a WHOLE new scene to be saved by a Chinese doctor. SOURCE: YouTube
In Oscar-Winning Bohemian Rhapsody , Freddie’s NOT GAY! SOURCE: CNN
MISC.
Pfizer has started clinical trials for a new vaccine to combat the Omicron variant! Yay! SOURCE: ABC7
CHER is 75 years old and says she’s looking good and finally ready to share her fitness regimen with the world. SOURCE: Today
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