Brodigan - June 07, 2021 at 07:26AM
Kamala Harris shattered the glass ceiling by being elected vice president. No, not for being a Jamaican-American or Womyn-American. It's by being a Cringe-American. She is constantly breaking new frontiers being the cringiest human being ever to hold elected office. Everything from her hip-hop pandering to her woke nonsense to every time she gets an awkward case of the gigs. But this truly takes the cake. Or actually, the cookie.
Kamala Harris, the vice president of the United States, had cookies made up of her head. Her faceless head. That she handed out to reporters while they were stuck on Air Force Two with her.
It's bad enough she keeps an enemies list of reporters who don't kiss her ass enough WITHOUT expecting them to eat her face. But, dude.
What blows my mind is that these were professionally made cookies. It's not like she handed out treats she claimed were an old family recipe when she actually just got the instructions off of the chocolate chips bag. There is actually someone working in the vice president's office who thought commissioning a baker to make cookies with Kamala Harris' faceless likeness on them was a good idea. Ten bucks say that person's name rhymes with Schmala Schmarris. No one is a bigger fan of Kamala than Kamala.
Plus you get the sense she's the type of politician who comes up with ideas the people around her are too busy kissing her ass to say are terrible. I wouldn't be shocked to find out she stood on the back of the plane and made reporters eat their cookies in front of her.
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