You youngbloods may not know this, but there was a time where Madonna's schtick was considered sexy and shocking and not just trying too hard. It was the bygone era of the '80s and '90s. She even had a book that was just called Sex that was so provocative, it had to be kept behind the cash register AND shrink-wrapped. Her video "Justify My Love" was too saucy for MTV. Then Britney Spears shook her ass in her schoolgirl uniform and Lizzo shook her ass in a thong. Madonna could no longer keep up, even though she's still trying thirty years later. That brings us to last night's episode of The Tonight Show.