Here's the dilemma I find myself with. It's not funny when both the president's and the House speaker's brains turn to cottage cheese before your very eyes. Yes, they are both old AF. If they were normal employees, they would have been forced into retirement a decade ago. These are the people who run our country, and we're lucky if they know where they are or remembered to put on underpants in the morning.
On the other hand, I'm a petty blogger and Nancy Pelosi is a wretched human being. And this is a senile brain fart instead of one of her silent but deadly old-lady farts. She usually blames those on Chuck Schumer.