Not everyone likes their job. They don't have the pleasure of working for me here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website When you find your employment less than fulfilling, there are options to rectify the situation. You can give notice. You can choose to not show up. Or you can get high and dance in your boss' office after accusing her of caring more about her dog than black people. Jamarcus Purley, a now-former staffer to Democrat Senator Dianne Feinstein, chose option C. I know what you're thinking: Dianne Feinstein is still alive? Yes, and there is an opening in her office thanks to this urban reboot of Jerry McGuire.
Don't look at me like that. If Hollywood rebooted Jerry McGuire, it would look exactly like this. That's a solid reference, and you know it.