Brodigan - July 05, 2020 at 08:23AM
I've prayed on this long and hard, and have decided that I don't need to be on TikTok or even understand it. As resident oldhead here at LwC, I've already been through Vine and Tout. I'm happy to just use Instagram Stories and call it a day. Plus, there's the whole "the Chinese using TikTok to spy on people" thing. But some of you cats are enjoying yourselves with it (see LEFTIST BANSHEE VS. MAGA BRO: THE TIKTOK VIDEO WE ALL NEED RIGHT NOW and WATCH CHRIS CUOMO GET WRECKED BY A SINGLE TIKTOK VIDEO). Including making what is possibly the greatest mini-movie of all time.
The elevator pitch for this "it's like Smokey and the Bandit meets Donald Trump and Mike Pence." The use of Rick Derringer's "Rock n Roll Hoochie Koo" was a nice touch. More importantly, it's got a sweet ass ride in it, which always makes everything awesomer. Everyone loves a sweet ass ride. The only reason I watch Supernatural is for the car.
I can tell you from first hand experience as a political consultant, people take their lawn signs VERY seriously. A candidate can't even finish their speech announcing their candidacy before people start asking for signs and saying how horrible you are at your job if you don't have them yet. Then comes the lawn sign wars, where both sides sabotage the other side's lawn signs, while claiming that it's only the other side does it. I'd argue that lawn signs don't vote, but why bother?
At the end of the day, let this be a warning to any hater or loser who thinks they're going to steal someone's Trump sign. HE will see you. HE will hunt you down. HE will make you apologize as a warning to all the other haters and losers. MAGA for the win!
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