There are few things I enjoy more than a good #FirstWorldProblem. It's a little-known fact that "Brodigan" is actually Gaelic for "bougie." Also, any time I bring up one of my alleged problems, it's with the implication that I'm mocking the people who literally can't even when they happen to them. It would be interesting to see one of these Venn diagrams between people who take their first-world problems super seriously and people who are carrying on about #DefundThePolice. Which, as Nicole Arbour points out, defunding the police would be an ACTUAL problem.