Let's set the chess board. Congress's reply to allowing the lowest common denominator equal access to politics, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, actually said a world where we defund the police looks like the suburbs. I'm just glad shoes with velcro straps are still being made. Slap a Prada label on them and hand a pair to AOC. To highlight the obvious problems with defunding law enforcement, the always hilarious Hodgetwins: