Brodigan - December 30, 2020 at 09:28AM
2020 introduced us to new phrases. Curbside pickup. Zoom Happy Hour. Peaceful protester. But a personal favorite of mine is the mask...this is the Facebook safe version. Think of people you have seen who are passionate about wearing masks. Think of the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld. If you choose to put the two together and use the search function on this website, that's on you.
We've had many a laugh at the expense of these people who are uber passionate about wearing masks. I've narrowed it down to my five favorites. Honorable mention goes to the kid who wanted to wear a Hooters mask to the fifth grade. Obviously, he's not the villain in that story. But I felt he deserved a shout-out.
We'll start with this guy, who is masking up all wrong. He's outdoors in the middle of nowhere. He's yelling at maskless hikers who are hiking in the middle of nowhere. Also, he's not wearing a mask himself. Bonus douche points for trying to share the virus he claims to allegedly have.
Legs here is a more recent one. What I like here isn't so much him being a batsh!t crazy wackadoodle. But because it took place in December — nine months after fifteen days to flatten the curve — no one came to his aid. If anything, the other masked people were defending the maskless woman. It seems a lot of people are tired of guys like this.
We go back to the great outdoors, where a woman was expecting someone to be wearing a mask while eating a burrito. Words were yelled. Coffee was thrown. But the highlight is when the maskless burrito eater stood up and beat the crap out of the woman's boyfriend. Who then called the cops.
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