There needs to be an investigation into Joe Biden's finances. See if he has a lot of money invested in cotton, or some kind of a fabric company. Because his answer to everything is "mask." Our alleged president-elect is an interview away from introducing himself as the "46th Mask of the United Masks of Mask." Whether it's because of COVID or him just having a stroke, we'll see what the future holds. His latest scheme is telling people its just fifteen days to flatten the curve.
Wait, I have my notes wrong. Biden said it's just 100 days to wear a mask.