You get the feeling Dan Crenshaw wanted to be a movie star when he grew up. Congress was his backup plan. Or it went Navy SEALs, then acting, then Congress. He could have remade the 1990 Charlie Sheen classic Navy SEALs. With Charlie Sheen! Instead, we get him in Washington, D.C., where the congressman remakes Wizard of Oz battling the Wicked Witch of the West.
Crenshaw is using his campaign as an excuse to scratch the acting itch. Texas Reloaded was easily the greatest campaign ad ever. Our favorite pirate dropped the follow-up: Georgia Reloaded.