I'm conflicted. I find pizza from outside of New York more disgusting than the "bathroom incident" Joe Biden allegedly left at the Vatican. However, I am LwC Senior F*ck Joe Biden Correspondent. It's my duty to inform you that there's a new FJB Pizza. Even though it's from a pizza place in Florida run by people from New Jersey.
The FJB pie started with owner Phil Solorzano's anger over how much the cost of doing business, both in more expensive ingredients and other items not being available. Solorzano puts the blame on Biden, as does any American with eyes who knows how to math. The FJB pie was born. It's a pepperoni pizza. Only with the pepperoni spelling out FJB.