Brodigan - November 27, 2021 at 07:17AM
People are panicking over the new Omicron COVID variant coming out of South Africa. There was a stock market sell-off. Joe Biden announced a new xenophobic travel ban, that probably isn't xenophobic because Joe Biden's doing it (even though Joe Biden called the last one xenophobic). Experts are calling the variant Omicron instead of "Xi"--which would be the next letter in the Greek alphabet--because of "China" and "the science." Lost in the panic is that just the day before, South Park mocked panic over a new variant on the "South Park Exclusive Event: Post COVID."
Let's set the stage [SPOILER WARNING]:
It's forty years in the future and the world has only just finally ended the pandemic. No more variants. Woke late-night comedy is sponsored by Moderna. Dr. Kenny McCormack was on the verge of discovering who caused the FIRST pandemic when he died under mysterious circumstances. That's when it was discovered that he died of a new COVID variant, forty years after the first variant. Oh, and the government shut the town down because of a single person not being vaccinated. Here's the panic.
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