Brodigan - November 30, 2021 at 07:06AM
Thank God for Oceania this pandemic season. The entire Australia/New Zealand neighborhood of the planet has been a real-time example of what "leaders" will do to citizens if those citizens willingly give up their rights. At least for New Zealanders, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Because the people listened and behaved themselves, Prime Minister Jacinda Arden is granting people some of their rights back. The right to not only visit family and friends again but to use their bathroom too!
The land of draconian gun control and failed Olympian Laurel Hubbard has returned the right to poop to the people.
At one point, there was confusion over the New Zealand toilet rule. Where the following sentence was written, unironically, in a news article: "Aucklanders woke up with slightly more freedom on Wednesday but there is some confusion over what those freedoms are." But that was June. It's November now, and while you are exercising your right to once again leave your house to go to someone else's house, you are again allowed to exercise your right to tinkle in their home. Just make sure you remember to put the seat down. Failure to do so might result in a sexist hate-crime conviction.
Aucklanders might want to get these temporary freedoms out of their system while they can. It's only a matter of time before the planet devouring Omicron variant causes the Prime Minister to take those rights away again. Forcing citizens back to smuggling black market KFC across state lines.
Pay attention, America. This all seems like it's happening in a faraway land. But the people who control Joe Biden would try to pull the same sh*t here if the people let them. More disturbing, is how many here would let them.
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