Crowder Says: Rittenhouse Trial: The Biggest SELF-OWNS by the Prosecution So Far

Friday, November 5, 2021

Rittenhouse Trial: The Biggest SELF-OWNS by the Prosecution So Far

Rittenhouse Trial: The Biggest SELF-OWNS by the Prosecution So Far
Joseph Gunderson - November 05, 2021 at 09:14AM

The trial of Kyle Rittenhouse was always going to be a circus. The boy should've never been charged in the first place. Anyone who watched the footage available knew it was self-defense, but this dog-and-pony show had to happen, regardless.

Rittenhouse Trial: The Biggest SELF-OWNS by the Prosecution So Far! | Louder With Crowder <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut-ROHtIKNo" target="_blank">www.youtube.com</a> But because this was always going to be a circus, the prosecution was bound to be a clown, and we have not been disappointed. The prosecutor began by honking his large red nose and attempting to bring into evidence a video that included commentary about that night. Not raw footage that just showed the events. He basically tried to get the jury to hear the opinions and hearsay of some random person, but the judge smacked him down hard. Like a weeble, though, you can smack him around, and he'll just pop right back up. And weeble-wobble he surely did, coming in next with an argument that makes all gun owner's eyebrows go up. "Was [his] sling strong enough so that if someone tried to pull that gun away the gun would be held to your body?" And as he took a victory lap around the courtroom, high-fiving jury members, everyone watching turned to one another, "Someone grabs for my gun, I'd shoot 'em, too. If this guy high?" Yes, guys. Yes, the prosecutor is most definitely high. He may have smoked a bit of the good stuff from an evidence locker before the trial, and he was determined to keep the laughs a-coming! Here's a colorful reenactment, courtesy of the boss man and Dave Landau: Prosecutor: "So, you issued, uh, restraint until you were down on the ground being beaten within an inch of your life?" Rittenhouse: "Yes, sir" Prosecutor: "Huh, interesting…" Prosecutor 2: "Now, when he pulled a gun on ya, was it a sandwich?" The entire thing is comedic gold, people. I promise you, check out the entire commentary from the show for a good, hearty belly laugh. Everyone can use a good laugh these days, as the Democrats attempt to destroy the country. And I'll leave you with this undeniably hilarious dunk on the prosecutor BY HIS OWN WITNESS! You're welcome! <div class="rm-embed embed-media"> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet">Prosecutor: “So your interpretation of what [Rosenbaum] was trying to do… is complete guesswork." <a href="https://twitter.com/RichieMcGinniss?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@RichieMcGinniss</a>: “Well, he said 'fuck you' and then he reached for the weapon." <a href="https://t.co/NK6Sbfh8vy">pic.twitter.com/NK6Sbfh8vy</a> — Jordan Chamberlain (@jordylancaster) <a href="https://twitter.com/jordylancaster/status/1456336920099885066?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 4, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async="async" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div> Get your content free from Big Tech's filter. Bookmark this website and <a href="https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/sign-up-for-my-email-newsletter/" target="_blank">sign up for our newsletter</a>! <img alt="" height="1" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vd9nnh6KIh-7ePd5JQXx0ELXiCulXOn97-A9MWSJboaV_nSrd1YOAX7evl_DkW_ipYgPrcT_MaQPSfaM0QcUSixdqHb1ixy8MFLW21wR8w3aVQN-lCtTbXsVzlwSMgWnBjYQ=s0-d" width="1"> <img align="right" src="https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/dir-logo/215491/215491.jpg" width="350" /> from Steven Crowder Says