Brodigan - June 10, 2020 at 01:43PM
America is still buggin' about the coronavirus. Scratch that. The people who run America and are a part of one particular political persuasion are still buggin' about the coronavirus. Actually, scratch that too. The people who run America and are a part of one particular political persuasion want YOU to still be buggin' about the coronavirus. The American people have had enough (see COMEDIAN POINTS OUT ABSURDITY OF LOCKDOWNS BY REPLACING 'COVID' WITH 'CAR ACCIDENT' and REMEMBER THAT POOL PARTY IN THE OZARKS? NO ONE CAUGHT COVID!). Some of us have had enough more better than others have. Hi, Editor Courtney! You look very pretty today.
While various states in America are in various stages of phased openings, in New Zealand they just ended everything all at once. This CCTV footage captured the feel good moment.
Chin up, America. This will be us eventually. Only with more people, much more alcohol, louder music, probably with a bartender laying on the bar letting people do full body shots off of her. Drink specials called the "Fauci" and the "Birx." And for those who are a little extra, the COVID-19 tequila shooters. Drink all nineteen and you get a T-shirt. Possibly your stomach pumped, too, but it'll totally be worth it. Just because fu*k the World Health Origanization.
EXIT QUESTION: If you were making a drink called The Fauci or The Birx, what would you put in it?
from Steven Crowder Says
