Brodigan - August 20, 2020 at 07:44AM
This week and next, the two people who have been chosen to run for president will officially accept their nominations. But through all the speeches and glorified Zoom meetings, real Americans know that there is only one president who matters: El Presidente Dave Portnoy (see WAPO TRIED TO ATTACK DAVE PORTNOY OVER HIS TRUMP INTERVIEW, BUT THE BARSTOOL PRESIDENT DESTROYED THEM and BARSTOOL PRESIDENT IS CRUSHING THE STOCK MARKET. HERE'S WHY IT MATTERS.). I'm actually shocked that Barstool isn't throwing El Pres his own convention. People must still be sore about the Trump interview.
Here's Portnoy clowning on some Antifa douche. I'm not sure when exactly this was. As everyone knows — especially us PENN investors — El Pres was on his deathbed yesterday. But it was just shared to his TikTok, and let's be honest, these clicks don't bait themselves. There's noting political about this. He just made the guy look stupid.
I've never been to Nantucket, but I once knew a man from there. You youngbloods can Google how the rest of the limerick goes. Also, Google what a limerick is in the first place. I don't know what the hell any of you are still being taught these days. Hence so many of you running around the city in ski masks not actually knowing what you're protesting, but being very passionate bout it.
Feel better, El Presidente! Let's see if we can get PENN over $60 by market close on Friday.
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