Monday, June 8, 2020

This Social Distancing Snitch Discovered His Political Opinion Cures COVID

This Social Distancing Snitch Discovered His Political Opinion Cures COVID
Brodigan - June 08, 2020 at 04:06PM


Two months ago, we introduced you to a social media snitch who was, quite frankly, the hero we all deserve. My dude is back with a breakthrough discovery. Turns out COVID-19 aka the Wuhan Flu aka the New York City virus is only transferable if you have a bad political opinion. Science. Says. So.

Living in a liberal state and right outside ground zero for the New York City virus, many of my IRL associates sounded like the non-satirical version of this guy's first video. Say what you will about Facebook, but the "Snooze for 30 Days" option on friends' posts is bae. Those 30 days are now up, and those same people sound like the non-satirical version of this video. Business owners who have been shut down for three months pointing out the hypocrisy are being told, "Yeah, but this is actually important." Also, nuts to anyone who lost a loved one during that time. They couldn't hold a service in a church, but more than ten people were allowed to burn that church. For social justice!

As I've said, either one of two things is going to happen. Either there is not going to be an outbreak, and people's livelihoods were destroyed for no reason whatsoever. Or there is going to be an outbreak, and a state that just started to let people get back to work is going to tell them they can't again. Which if they try, they're going to be told I'm just staging a protest for Bofa.

Bofa deez nuts.

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