Courtney Kirchoff - June 05, 2020 at 01:46PM
During the initial hype of the COVID-19 shutdown, critics of the COVID-19 shutdown were told we hated old people and wanted them to die. If you were one of these people, you owe all of us an apology. After you apologize, channel your alleged love for the olds into a more worthwhile cause: the welfare of Old Joe Biden. Here he is talking to Don Chealde and Keith James. Despite having notes right in front of him, Joe can't remember what he's said, what he should say, or maybe even what he is currently saying.
In the words of Reg the Researcher, which he texted after I mentioned I'd be writing about this story:
"The merciful thing is he may face plant at the debates but he won't remember it."
Multiple things can be true at once. It's okay to laugh at the circumstance of this: that is, the Democrats' best hope against Donald Trump is a dude who barely remembers what a fork is. It's also sad that the dude who can't remember what a fork is has been saddled with going up against Donald Trump. It's damn criminal the Democrats are pushing this clearly demented old foogie to the frontlines of a presidential race that will heat up the closer we get to debate time. Stress is only helpful for people who aren't stress-eaters and who need to drop a few pounds. For everyone else, it's harmful. I can't see stress Making Biden's Memory Great Again. Especially considering it was chock full of half-truths and lies to begin with.
Someone just put Old Joe on a porch with some lemonade. Far away from children.
from Steven Crowder Says
