There's no need to run, Democrats have won, Stealing Air Jordan's sure is fun, California here we come, There are no cops to outrun..." - Phantom Planet "California (2021 Remix)
Here's a top philosophical question for 2021. Are you a criminal for committing a crime that police aren't prosecuting? Stealing is illegal. I think it's still illegal in California technically. But while stealing is kinda, sorta against the law there, police aren't prosecuting anything under $950 worth of stolen goods. So that makes stealing ... legal-ish? Let that stew in your brain while watching two men casually walking out of a store with armfuls of clothing they didn't pay for.
Actually, I have to fact-check myself. Only one of them had armfuls of clothes. The other dude has a giant backpack.
Thanks to Prop 47 thefts under $950 will not be prosecuted, so cops will not bother showing up. Just a reminder that you get what you voted for, California! pic.twitter.com/jWUPdJzy0A
— Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) July 20, 2021
Thanks to Prop 47 thefts under $950 will not be prosecuted, so cops will not bother showing up. Just a reminder that you get what you voted for, California!