Bad zi's, Bad zi's,
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they cancel you?
You've heard about the PC Police for decades. Ever since the invention of political correctness in the 1990s. It was a confusing time for those of us entering college. Everything we knew about higher education came from the movies. College was going to be one wild party. Then you attended your first day of classes and discovered how much you sucked because you were a white male. That was because of the PC Police! Only, the "PC police" wasn't an actual division of law enforcement. It was more a way to describe those who practiced the religion of political correctness. Or so I thought! As my personal life coach JP Sears shows us, the PC Police is a real person. It's this guy!
I realize this is satire. But if there was an actual PC police, this is who I would picture.