Brodigan - April 22, 2020 at 10:27AM
CNN thinks you’re stupid. Like, really, really stupid. Not that the media coverage of the coronavirus has been that much better as a whole (see Hypocrite George Stephanopoulos Has COVID-19, Is Caught Not Quarantining and This Comedian’s Analogy of How Bad CNN Sucks Is Delightful [VIDEO]). But for the network to air a segment of the “exact moment” Chris Cuomo emerged from his tomb, not unlike Jesus on … I don’t know, whatever day of Easter that Jesus did that, CNN must really think its audience are mouthbreathing numbskulls.
Like, dude, we know Fredo was out and about living his best-infected life. We know this from — wait for it — the media reporting it. Including Chris Cuomo himself. Here’s a handy timeline.
Is this a joke? Yes, this is from Stelter's newsletter. Chris Cuomo was in East Hampton 8 days ago. This is bananas. pic.twitter.com/91zbpG7fzz
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) April 21, 2020
March 31- Chris Cuomo announces he has tested positive. His brother, Gov. Andrew Cuomo says Chris "found out this morning" during his press conference. https://t.co/wmXN5EhmTF
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) April 21, 2020
April 13- On his own radio show, Cuomo tells the story of a bicyclist yelling at him. The story had not yet hit the press so it absolutely seems like he was trying to get ahead of it. I include this for people who say bicyclist is lying he saw him. Cuomo outed himself.
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) April 21, 2020
April 15- Chris announces his wife has tested positive. He has his brother, Gov. Andrew Cuomo on his show to discuss it. This is actually the exchange that got my spidey sense tingling. There was just something off about it, the language, the mannerisms. https://t.co/mmty5zBrCd
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) April 21, 2020
April 20- He "emerges" from his basement, as if for the first time, and announces himself "cleared by the CDC." So, obviously, he wasn't "cleared by the CDC" to leave his home 8 days prior. https://t.co/binB5Wj5DF
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) April 21, 2020
Cable news sucks across the board. Yes, that includes conservative channels as well. As long as you don’t rely on it for facts and view it as news-entertainment, you’re better off just reading to know what’s going on in the world. But even by CNN’s usual carny standards, this is pretty unbelievable. Even by pro wrestling standards, CNN is ridiculous. A.J. Styles was recently buried alive by the Undertaker. When he eventually returns to television, he’s going to have a more believable excuse for leaving his tomb.
Seriously, CNN. I know we don’t always see eye to eye. I just didn’t know you hated me this much.
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