I feel bad for potatoes. Potatoes spend their life providing nourishment and being delicious. Then one day they find themselves constantly slandered by being compared to Brian Stelter. Potatoes are at least useful. CNN's resident genderless potato head only seems useful at watching Fox News and crying about it. Stelter's panties get particular lines up their rectum at Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity. Sometimes it's because they remind him how much he sucks at life. Other times it's because when they run into him at the bar, they insult him to his smug, spud-like face. But Sunday, he found the silliest reason to get triggered. It's because they aren't tweeting vaccine selfies.