Crowder Says: Screw You, Social Distancing: Girl Kissed — by a Stranger

Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Screw You, Social Distancing: Girl Kissed — by a Stranger —During News Interview

Screw You, Social Distancing: Girl Kissed — by a Stranger —During News Interview
Brodigan - May 26, 2020 at 08:53AM

Prepare for another week that is going to drive you mad with insanity. Because it's 2020 that's how 2020 rolls (see JOE BIDEN TELLS BLACK PEOPLE THAT THEY 'AIN'T BLACK' and COMEDIAN MOCKS THE GULLIBLE PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE 'BLUE PILL'). More 'rona stories of people getting upset because of other people going out to have a life. Studies are going to contradict other studies, making you stabby as you wonder why we shut down our economy. Also, if the COVID don't get you, apparently Donald Trump is feuding with the state of North Carolina, and something about Joe Scarborough killing someone. I don't know the details, nor do I have the strength to learn them.

Knowing the week is going to su-diddly-uck, please enjoy what is possibly the greatest love story during this time of the coronavirus. She's a girl taking her dog for a walk in a park, being interviewed by a reporter. He's just a bro being a bro.

The best part, other than the dog lost in its own thoughts and the fact that my man is from the old country, was him being questioned by the reporter afterwards. <blockquote>REPORTER: Like, aren't you afraid she could have given you COVID-19? DUDE WHO IS WELL UNDER THE COVID MEDIAN KILLING AGE OF 81: Meh. The kiss was totally worth it.</blockquote> Friends, this is how life in the real world is when you shut off the news, log off of social media, and live it. Sure, she could have sat home angrily tweeting because people were having a pool party at a bar instead of angrily tweeting from an overpriced studio apartment they were afraid to leave. He could have walked up and down Main Street, tattling on all the open businesses to the local authorities. Instead, a boy and a girl acted like a normal boy and a girl. Maybe these two crazy kids will hit it off and get married one day. Maybe they'll ghost each other. Maybe her name is Erin and there's a good Erin Go Braghless joke to be made. Because these two wacky kids shut off CNN, they now have a world of possibilities awaiting them. Also, the true moral of this story? Don't let Anthony Fauci prevent you from shooting your shot. <iframe frameborder="0" height="auto" lazy-loadable="true" scrolling="no" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WEh4RhocwIw?rel=0" style="position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;" width="100%"> Mr. QBG: Germs Are Everywhere PSA | Louder With Crowder youtu.be

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