Monday, November 23, 2020

Florida Man Saves a Puppy from Being Eaten by an Alligator

Florida Man Saves a Puppy from Being Eaten by an Alligator
Brodigan - November 23, 2020 at 11:28AM

Dogs are better than people. Everyone knows that. Except for that one crazy cat lady who lives at the dead end. You know the one. Plus-sized. Thick glasses. Smells like a combination of kitty litter and patchouli oil. Owns at least nine cats. Wears all their pictures on a sweatshirt designed to look like "The Brady Bunch." Only it's "The Kitty Bunch." That broad doesn't think dogs are better than people. Most other patriotic Americans agree that they are.

For further evidence, watch this hero from Florida. I doubt he'd risk his life if the victim's name was Whiskers.

Some details on these two new best friends:

Richard Wilbanks, 74, spotted his pup Gunner in the dangerous water of his backyard pond in the Fort Myers suburb of Estero and leapt into action.

Gunner, a Cavalier King Charles, suffered a single puncture wound and was cleared by a vet.

Florida Man (and Woman) gets a bad rap on the internet. When actually, 2020 has provided us with some true heroes. One was the ten-year-old who wore a Hooters mask to school to protect him from COVID. There was also the shero who told a city council she didn't wear underwear. So they could stick their mask mandates somewhere you don't wear masks. Obvious Mr. Wilbanks gets the gold medal in heroism here. I can't wait for the movie. I'm picturing Sam Elliot as Richard Wilbanks. The voice of Gunner would be performed by Kevin Hart.

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Grown Adults Force 4-Year-Old to Participate in Disturbing Transgender Naming Ceremony

Grown Adults Force 4-Year-Old to Participate in Disturbing Transgender Naming Ceremony
Brodigan - November 23, 2020 at 11:22AM

Transgenders remain ranked number one on the left's pound-for-pound most marginalized rankings. Ask Joe Rogan and the Spotify employees who want to cancel Joe Rogan. Or JK Rowling. The author of books leftists based their lives on until she started asking questions. No other group comes close. Every other group gets thrown under the bus. So I'm assuming many leftists are going to watch this next clip and sing about how beautiful and brave it is. While anyone else who isn't a sanctimonious woke tw*t is going to say it looks like child abuse.

The clip comes from an HBO documentary. We've actually seen this movie, metaphorically speaking, with Netflix's Cuties. Release a clip normal people will find offensive. Claim during the bad publicity that the clip doesn't speak for the rest of the film. Accuse anyone who views this as child abuse as being intolerant and -phobic. Right now we're at Phase One. I expect Phase Two in a day or two.

This is the disconnect between leftists and normies. It's not telling grown adults how to live their best lives based on who they think they are inside. It's when adults who know better force their agenda ON THEIR CHILDREN. Most four-year-olds barely know their sight words. Writing letters is a new skill for them. They aren't able to "decide what gender they are." Nor should they be allowed to. BECAUSE THEY ARE FOUR YEARS OLD. Adults who force them to do otherwise should have their kids taken away.

This clip isn't beautiful and brave. This clip is child abuse. Rational people will view it as such and adjust their disgust accordingly.

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Mask Nazi Spits on Hikers for Not Wearing Masks ... While They Were Outdoors Hiking

Mask Nazi Spits on Hikers for Not Wearing Masks ... While They Were Outdoors Hiking
Brodigan - November 23, 2020 at 09:15AM

The only thing worse than mask mandates is mask nazis. Those people who are a little too overzealous about mask mandates. Or, they're miserable people even without being told what to wear on their faces. Probably a little of both. We've seen mask nazis wishing death on little girls. We've seen mask nazis freak out over a slice of pizza. In Massachusetts, a mask nazi was spotted along the hiking trail, yelling at two women for not wearing masks. While hiking. Outdoors.

He also spit on them, yelling "I have COVID." You know, because up until that point he wasn't crazy enough. Though he is a straight-up masshole

[Massachusetts] Police provided a minute-long video to CNN in which the man asks, "You're not wearing a mask?"

"I don't care, I'm not gonna wear a mask when I'm outside," one of the women replies.

"That's not the law, that's not the law," says the man.

I'm not familiar with Massachusetts' COVID regulations. Even money says that you aren't expected to mask up when you are outdoors in the middle of nowhere. If you are expected to mask up, f*ck that noise anyway. The entire point of hiking is to socially distance from life. Challenge me for not wearing a mask while doing so, you're going to be wearing my mask. Up your butt. I may catch the 'rona doing so, but it would be worth it.

Crazy Guy here is what happens when you spend too much time fighting with strangers on Twitter. You leave the house and think that's the way to communicate with people IRL. Stay home next time and tweet about it with your mask on. The COVID is so sneaky, it might find a way to sneak droplets into your house.

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Patriot Confronts Maskless New Jersey Governor at a Restaurant

Patriot Confronts Maskless New Jersey Governor at a Restaurant
Brodigan - November 23, 2020 at 07:50AM

At a different time, I'd be critical of harassing an elected official while he's out with his family. New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy hasn't shown concern for other people's families. Not as he drives them out business. He hasn't been shy to show some of his more tyrant tendencies. So, I'mma give these Jerseyites a pass. The where and when of this video isn't known. I'm not condoning their actions. I'm simply sharing their actions for your amusement.

Oh my God, Murphy, you are such a dick. How you doing? You having fun with your family in the meantime? You're having all kind of other bullsh*t going on at your house?

Apropos of nothing:

Was there a detectable lack of sobriety on the people yelling at the governor? Debatable. But besides being a tyrant, Phil Murphy is from the party that tells supporters to "get in their faces." That was all these concerned patriots were doing. Getting in the face of an elected official. One who arbitrarily imposes regulations on how they live their lives, claiming "science" tells him to.

Happy Thanksgiving, Governor Murphy. I look forward to a picture of your "ten people or less" Thanksgiving. Where there totally won't be ten other people hiding in the next room.

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Saturday, November 21, 2020

Joe Biden Flips Out on Reporter for Asking Question on Covid and Teachers Unions

Joe Biden Flips Out on Reporter for Asking Question on Covid and Teachers Unions
Brodigan - November 21, 2020 at 08:34AM

There is a debate in this country over whether schools should be open during the time of COVID. "Debate" is the wrong word. There's all the data saying schools are safe to open during the time of COVID. Then there are the teacher unions who have made it clear they are not on the side of the American people. Backing the unions are d*ckhead politicians like Bill de Blasio.

President-elect (in theory) Joe Biden met with Nancy Pelosi to discuss 'rona things. A reporter asks about the anti-science teacher unions. It's a measured, well reasoned, important question. Let's see how our president-elect (humor me) responds.

You may remember Bo Erickson from the last time Joe Biden freaked out on a reporter. I'm sensing a reoccurring theme.

As for him being "the only guy that shouts out questions," he wouldn't get to ask it otherwise. Reporters asking Biden why his farts taste like rainbows get first shot. Then reporters telling Biden they think Trump is a jerk and asking if Biden agrees. The guy who walks in the room mistaking it for where the donuts are gets a question. Real questions that the American people care about only get asked if there's time at the end. Which there wasn't, since you saw how quickly Erickson got kicked out.

Also, you're in an empty room sitting well over six feet away from each other. Wearing masks as you're having a conversation doesn't signal the virtue you think it does.

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Friday, November 20, 2020

Nancy Pelosi Produces Chart Proving She Has No Clue How Congress Works

Nancy Pelosi Produces Chart Proving She Has No Clue How Congress Works
Brodigan - November 20, 2020 at 04:17PM

Nancy Pelosi is an idiot. Or she thinks everyone else — especially the media — are idiots. I'd say it's a little from column A and a little from column B. Democrats lost House seats under her watch. Her latest stunt to make excuses reeks of screaming "I'M NOT OWNED! YOU'RE OWNED!" See, 2020 was not a referendum on her leadership. Because House Democrats won the national popular vote.

Which has nothing to do with electing House members.

That's not how Congress works. There are 435 different territories in America. Each territory gets to vote for who they want to represent them in Congress. Not enough territories voted this year to flip the House. That much is true. But a shocking number of territories voted to give Nancy Pelosi a double middle finger, giving Crazy Nancy the slimmest majority in fifty years or so.


The "House popular vote" is not a thing. Nancy Pelosi can't put words before "popular vote" and claim it's proof she's not an unmitigated failure. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Crazy lady, just take the L. Which isn't even an "L" since you are unfortunately still speaker of the House. You are only speaker with a new reminder of how many Americans think you're terrible. Deal with it. At least for two years before you get redistricted out of power, since Nancy Pelosi's party failed to flip any state legislatures this year as well.

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Lindsey Graham Tells the Squad Where to Stick Their Calls for His Resignation

Lindsey Graham Tells the Squad Where to Stick Their Calls for His Resignation
Brodigan - November 20, 2020 at 08:59AM

Lindsey Graham has been a pleasant surprise during the Trump years. He used to be the bane of conservatives' existence, selling us out whenever the opportunity presented itself. Under Trump, he appears to have found his testicles (see LINDSEY GRAHAM SCORCHES THE DEMOCRATS IN KAVANAUGH HEARING and LINDSEY GRAHAM TO MEDIA/TRUMP HATERS: "I DON'T GIVE A S***!"). Tweets like you are about to read are an example of that.

First, some backstory. The Georgia secretary of state accused Graham of suggesting the state throw out legal ballots. Graham said he didn't say that. The SOS recanted somewhat, saying he could have misunderstood. Doesn't matter. "The Squad" chirped about it, claiming Graham should resign based on one person's read of a private conversation. The senior senator from South Carolina went all "bless your heart" on them, since "bless your heart" is slang for "suck it."

My man!

Here's the question. Let's say Joe Biden is in fact sworn in as president. Does Lindsey Graham go back to being the "go along to get along" guy? Or did he learn his lesson? I'd like to think he has. Democrats have spent the last four years exposing themselves for who they are. "Negotiating in good faith" isn't their thing.

Sure, finding bipartisan "common ground" is a noble concept. It should be the default first step. If the other side isn't interested, Republicans look like jackwagons giving in to virtue-signal over "I tried." Lindsey Graham, I hope at least, understands that now.

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