White House Wants You to Praise Joe Biden, Claiming Your BBQ Is a Whopping Sixteen Cents Cheaper

White House Wants You to Praise Joe Biden, Claiming Your BBQ Is a Whopping Sixteen Cents Cheaper
Brodigan - July 02, 2021 at 07:10AM

Maybe Joe Biden isn't the biggest chucklehead working in the White House. He's the most visible one, as we watch him mentally fall apart in public appearance after public appearance after public appearance. There's a chance that Biden is actually the brains of the operation. It would be the only way to explain someone working at the White House thinking THIS TWEET was a good idea. If you are BBQing the July Fourth, be sure to thank Joe Biden and his economic plan. Because of that, you saved a whopping SIXTEEN cents.

Planning a cookout this year? Ketchup on the news. According to the Farm Bureau, the cost of a 4th of July BBQ is down from last year. It's a fact you must-hear(d). Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working. And that's something we can all relish. pic.twitter.com/7h9qLauIbC
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) July 1, 2021

Planning a cookout this year? Ketchup on the news. According to the Farm Bureau, the cost of a 4th of July BBQ is down from last year. It's a fact you must-hear(d). Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working. And that's something we can all relish.

Set aside the math for a second. Whoever wrote that tweet needs to be #MeToo'd for their utter raping of the English language. One pun is bad enough. Three puns and you're treating words like Bill Cosby treats budding starlets. They aren't even good puns. "Ketchup" on the news? Your entire social media TEAM who came up with this needs to be blacklisted from ever working on the internet.

The math comes from a Washington D.C. lobbying firm. Or, if I'm using precision of language, the math was cherry-picked from the lobbying firm. That same firm also says the cost of the following items has gone UP: Strawberries, cookies, hamburger buns, homemade potato salad, and chicken breasts. In order to demand praise for Joe Biden, they cherry-picked the few items where the cost went down. And the best they could come up with is sixteen cents. They also left out the beer.

Americans are struggling with rising gas prices and cost of living. But YAY JOE BIDEN for saving us sixteen cents! Sixteen cents for one meal, thanks to legislation that COST taxpayers $5,700 for every $1,400 stimulus check we were sent.

The president is a puddinghead. The people who work for him are imbeciles. Even more offensive, they think all of us are the dumb ones.

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Joe Biden's Super Pissed SCOTUS Ruled in Favor of AZ's Voting Law. Here's Why It's Good for America ...

Joe Biden's Super Pissed SCOTUS Ruled in Favor of AZ's Voting Law. Here's Why It's Good for America ...
Brodigan - July 01, 2021 at 02:07PM

As you say your prayers tonight, please include the former president. His desire to own the libs through appointing THREE Supreme Court justices paid off bigly today. SCOTUS ruled 6-3 that Arizona's voter integrity reforms are perfectly legal. Arizona's laws flew mostly under the radar. Unlike in Georgia, there was no Stacey Abrams to lie about them to further her political career. Unlike in Florida, their governor isn't the apple of the eye of conservatives like Ron DeSantis. Still, they passed laws that strengthen voter integrity, and Democrats hate that. Like Joe Biden.

Today's decision by the Supreme Court undercuts voting rights in this country — and makes it all the more crucial to pass the For the People Act and the John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act to restore and expand voting protections.

Our democracy depends on it.
— President Biden (@POTUS) July 1, 2021

Today's decision by the Supreme Court undercuts voting rights in this country — and makes it all the more crucial to pass the For the People Act and the John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act to restore and expand voting protections. Our democracy depends on it.

Here's the dummies version of what happened today. Arizona passed a bunch of commonsense voter integrity laws: voter ID, no ballot harvesting, you have to vote in your precinct, etc. Democrats think any law requiring any voter integrity is a violation of the Voting Rights Act of 1965. It allows them to claim any voting integrity laws are both illegal AND racist.

The Supreme Court ruled today that allowing basic guidelines and some restrictions is not akin to voter suppression. So sayeth Justice Alito.

[Arizona's law] makes it quite easy for residents to vote, and when restrictions are applied, the state goes out of its way to alleviate any substantive burdens to voting. Any burdens that remain are commonplace and not discriminatory.

Having to identify one's own polling place and then travel there to vote does not exceed the 'usual burdens of voting. On the contrary, these tasks are quintessential examples of the usual burdens of voting.

Where this leaves Biden is with a soon-to-be-failed DOJ lawsuit against Georgia. His lawsuit is based on all the lies being told about Georgia's voter integrity law, many of which came from Biden's mouth. Georgia's law was never as bad as Democrats and the media made it out to be. Laws are more strict in New York and Biden's home state of Delaware. The DOJ suit was really just to make up for Biden's failed attempt to nationalize elections with the "For the People" Act.

Now, there is Supreme Court precedent stating all the untruths Democrats say about voting laws being "suppression" are simply not true. SCOTUS got this one right.

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Whoops! News Anchor Confuses Bill Cosby and Bill Clinton in Greatest Freudian Slip Ever

Whoops! News Anchor Confuses Bill Cosby and Bill Clinton in Greatest Freudian Slip Ever
Brodigan - July 01, 2021 at 01:03PM

On Wednesday, a famous man named Bill got away with sexual assault. A British reporter stood outside the jail where Bill was incarcerated to report that Bill's conviction was shockingly overturned. You and I know it happened to Bill Cosby. The Brit got Cosby confused with a different Bill who both got away with sexual assault, preyed on women, and got away with preying on women. Make sure you have a mouth full of water so you can have the same spit-take reaction I did.

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Children's Book Uses Three Little Pigs to Explain Stupid Things Liberals Believe About Guns

Children's Book Uses Three Little Pigs to Explain Stupid Things Liberals Believe About Guns
Brodigan - July 01, 2021 at 09:47AM

Liberals have a childlike understanding of guns. This stands in opposition to Joe Biden, who is a complete bleeding moron in the matter and surrounds himself with imbeciles. But liberals by and large are children when it comes to understanding gun rights. All they know is that guns are scary and please Daddy Biden, take them away from people.

The best way to explain things to children is with children's stories, as this video tries to do. It's the tale of survival involving three little pigs, a big bad wolf, the internet, and a boomstick.

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'Frankly, It's Disgusting': Former Olympian Caitlyn Jenner Unloads on Gwen Berry's Anti-American Antics

'Frankly, It's Disgusting': Former Olympian Caitlyn Jenner Unloads on Gwen Berry's Anti-American Antics
Brodigan - July 01, 2021 at 09:06AM

DeAnna Price. Brooke Andersen. They came in FIRST and SECOND place during the Olympic hammer throw trials that third place Gwen Berry made all about her. We should say their names since, you know, they ranked higher than third place. But Berry used her third-place finish for a political statement, so she's the topic on everyone's minds. Including California gubernatorial candidate Caitlyn Jenner. A vocal advocate for women's sports.

Jenner is uniquely qualified to speak out. Not many people know this. But before Caitlyn became the beautiful and brave person we see before us, she was a decathlon runner named Bruce. As Bruce, s/he won gold medals AND was the first to normalize waving the American flag during the victory lap. Jenner is not impressed by third-place Berry. (h/t BizPacReview)

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Eddie Murphy Goes All In Against Bill Cosby, Who Somehow Got Released from Prison Yesterday

Eddie Murphy Goes All In Against Bill Cosby, Who Somehow Got Released from Prison Yesterday
Brodigan - July 01, 2021 at 07:47AM

Bill Cosby was released from prison on Wednesday. All of that (alleged) raping and Cosby only served three years. The Pennsylvania Supreme Court overruled the conviction on a technicality. Cosby had cut a deal with one prosecutor, but then another prosecutor reneged on the deal and Cosby was convicted on the criminal charge of the second prosecutor, even though he cut a deal with the first prosecutor. It's confusing. All you need to know is that the Supreme Court sided with the first prosecutor. Bill Cosby is a free man. All of that (alleged) raping is behind him.

But what does Bill Cosby do now that he has his freedom back? Eddie Murphy had a good idea a few years ago after winning the Mark Twain prize. Cosby needs to do at least one more show!

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Jen Psaki Bombs, Can't Name Single Republican Who Wants to 'Defund the Police' (I Can Name Five Democrats)

Jen Psaki Bombs, Can't Name Single Republican Who Wants to 'Defund the Police' (I Can Name Five Democrats)
Brodigan - July 01, 2021 at 07:02AM

The Joe Biden White House thinks you're stupid. Or, they know they can lie and 95% of the media will swear by it, and the media thinks you're stupid. Decide amongst yourselves which of those two options makes you the most stabby. Because Jen Psaki is going all in on "ackschually, Republicans are the ones who want to defund the police." It's not the leftist protesters threatening police officers on the regular. It's not the Biden-supporting teachers' unions who threatened to not go back to work if the police weren't defunded. It's not even the Biden White House that never misses an opportunity to throw cops under the bus for political points.

Those of you who were awake throughout 2020? Your lying eyes are not only liars, but they're also raaaaacist. No, it's actually the Republicans who want to defund the police because they *checks notes* opposed Biden's giant spending bill he claimed was COVID aid. So sayeth the Bride of Chucky. Fox News's Peter Doocy called her out on it, challenging her to name a single Republican who verbally advocated defunding the police.

WATCH: WH Press Sec. Jen Psaki is unable to name a SINGLE Republican who supports defunding the police.

The mental gymnastics this White House has to do to try and make this talking point stick is honestly laughable. pic.twitter.com/BurRJvLzae
— Whitney Robertson (@whitneyleerob) June 30, 2021

PETER DOOCY: Can you name a single Republican who wants to defund the police?

PSAKI: Meh. Outside of you Peter DOUCHEy, no one in the press will call me out on it. So I'mma keep lying up in this piece.

Psaki can't name a single Republican. Though she can show off her impressive yoga skills bending and twisting herself into knots to avoid an honest answer to the question. She can't name one GOPer. Here are FIVE Democrats who a) are Defund the Police stans, and b) the "pro-police" Biden doesn't have the balls to ever call out by name.

They're so pro-police that they uniformly want to defund it https://t.co/SE5QC9yS8o pic.twitter.com/93lpOizzvA
— Scott Sloofman (@ScottSloofman) June 30, 2021

• REP. AOC: "Defund the police means defund the police."
• Rep. Omar: "We need to completely dismantle the Minneapolis police department."
• Rep. Bush: "Defending the police isn't radical. It's real.
• Rep. Tlaib: "Policing in this country is inherently and intentionally racist ... no more policing."
• Rep. Pressley: "From slave patrols to traffic stops. We can't reform this.

The American people aren't as stupid as Jen Psaki and the Biden White House think we are. Our friends and family members who are law enforcement officers know what side hates them. It's not the side that voted against a massive spending bill. It's the side that regularly says they want to "defund the police." Next, they're going to try and tell us the head of the teachers' union DIDN'T advocate for keeping schools closed for as long as possible. Or that Ibram Kendi doesn't think all white people are racist.

Oh, wait. They're trying to do that too. Everything the left wants is unpopular with the American people. Don't let them lie their way out of it.

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