Tuesday, June 29, 2021

Anti-Cop Protesters Hold Liberal Councilwoman 'Hostage' Until She Signs List of Demands

Anti-Cop Protesters Hold Liberal Councilwoman 'Hostage' Until She Signs List of Demands
Brodigan - June 29, 2021 at 10:00AM


What we have here is a literal orgy of left-on-left action. The battleground is Minneapolis, Ground Zero for the left's anti-cop movement for some reason or other. Our players are Donald Hooker, lead activist, who tells the story through his Facebook livestream. Donald's minions. And Councilwoman Andrea Jenkins. According to Wikipedia, Jeninks is the "first black openly transgender woman elected to public office in the United States." You couldn't book a battle royal that covered every progressive stereotype like this if you tried.

There was some kind of "Justice for the Guy with the Face" rally that Donald appears to be in charge of. Councilwoman Jenkins showed up for a photo op and to claim to be an ally. Hooker asked her what she's done for the cause lately. Jenkins got in Hooker's face. Hooker told Jenkins to calm down. Jenkins realized she was expected to do more than just spit talking points and tried to flee in her car. This is where Hooker's minions come in, blocking the car until Jenkins agreed to sign a list of demands.

I high recommend watching Donald's entire 22-minute video just for yuks. But I understand you're busy people, so here are two shorter clips. We see the transgender councilwoman is presented the list of leftist activist demands. She signs the list of demands, presented to her by leftist activists. The transgender councilwoman then accused the leftist activists of being white supremacists, even though our friend Donald has the same shade of melanin she does.

The only thing missing is the councilwoman screaming "I'm Andrea Jenkins, bitch" as she speeds away.

It's hard to take sides when everyone involved is so utterly unlikeable. But if I was forced to choose, I can kinda see Hooker and the Minions' point. Kidnapping is never the answer. But if you're an activist out on the streets doing activist things and you have elected officials pandering to your every need, you might expect them to back up your words and actions at some point. A lot of the activists we've seen over the past year have gone back to their parents' house to unpause their video games. But for the holdouts, I can see them expecting a councilwoman to actually do something.

Donald and the Minions believing the chicken-scratched document they had signed is a legally binding document just adds to the comedy of the situation. Excellent work by everyone! Take a bow.

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White Influencer Receives Realignment Surgery to Turn Him ... Korean, and I Have Questions

White Influencer Receives Realignment Surgery to Turn Him ... Korean, and I Have Questions
Brodigan - June 29, 2021 at 08:28AM


Oli London is a British influencer. I'd be lying if I said I knew what exactly that means or what Oli influences. To this day, I refuse to acknowledge "influencers" as real people. Whatever Oli influenced before, they're now coming out as a proud member of the transracial community. It's a little like the transgender community. Only instead of being born in the wrong gender, you're born in the wrong ... race. It's a real thing and totally not a mental disorder and a desperate cry for help.

There's even realignment surgery to turn you into the ... race ... you feel you actually are inside. Let Oli, or I guess they're Jimin now, tell their story.

I've finally had the courage. I've undergone my racial — I can't think of the word — transitional surgery. I've transitioned to a non-binary person — they/them, Korean/Jimin and I finally have the Korean look, so I'm actually really happy.

Facebook has rules about what we can and can't say about marginalized groups. If they didn't, I might be inclined to add a Bugs Bunny .gif of him holding up a picture of a screw and a picture of a ball. Or Eric cartman holding up a picture of a jack and a picture of an ass. But Facebook has those rules, so I won't do that.

I can guess one of the first questions coming to your mind right now. You'll be happy to know Jimin has an answer.

Being Transexual is the same as being TRANSRACIAL because you are born in the wrong body.

Hopefully, other transracial people like Justin Trudeau and Joy Behar can find the same courage as Oli did.

Here's my big question. I know a lot of my colleagues on the right are asking how, logically speaking, claiming you're transracial is any different from claiming you're transgender. What I want to know is ... how soon before leftists are asking the same question? The way I see it, we are five years away from transracial people knocking transgender people off the #1 spot of the left's pound-for-pound most marginalized rankings. Scientists are going to change "the science." The cancel culture mob is going to be demanding apologies from what the "closed-minded" among us in 2021 had to say. Elliot Page is going to say he's a black man and you're racist if you say otherwise.

My biggest concern for Jimin is what they're going to do when BTS becomes of legal age and Jimin is forced to acknowledge that K-pop has always sucked. Maybe by then he'll be able to transition back to being a Brit.

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NFL Reaches Exciting New Level of Pandering with 'Football is Gay' Campaign

NFL Reaches Exciting New Level of Pandering with 'Football is Gay' Campaign
Brodigan - June 29, 2021 at 07:57AM


June is the month when brands try to out rainbow each other out of fear they'll be bashed on Twitter if they don't. The NFL has released an ad that reaches an impressive level of pandering. The professional football leagues have yet to find a virtue they won't signal to the high heavens. Now they want you to know that the NFL is gay! And also a bunch of other things that aren't football.

Whoever greenlit this ad needs to enter the league's concussion protocol.

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Congressman Tells CNN's Jim Acosta How Much He Sucks at Life Before Riding Off on His Schwinn

Congressman Tells CNN's Jim Acosta How Much He Sucks at Life Before Riding Off on His Schwinn
Brodigan - June 29, 2021 at 07:07AM


If the science found a way to bottle the lack of self-awareness at CNN, it would cure the Delta variant. CNN entertainers keep throwing up their Ls online thinking it makes them look sympathetic. All it does is remind America how much CNN sucks at life. No one felt bad about the CNN reporter who was told to go fornicate himself. No one believes that Chris Cuomo is all-natural and doesn't pleasure himself while watching videos of himself. And when Jim Acosta is refused an interview by Rep. Mo Brooks because CNN isn't an honest "news" network, Acosta is not the hero he thinks he is.

ACOSTA: Congressman, can I get a word with you?

REP. BROOKS: If you want to schedule an interview, call Deez. He's my communications director.

ACOSTA: Deez what?

REP. BROOKS: Deez nuts.

Other Republicans should take note. CNN has made it clear it's nothing more than a communication wing for Democrats. If you need further proof, turn it on during the day and see how many "reporters" and "analysts" are repeating the lie that Republicans are "really the ones who defunded the police." It's a real-time example of how it goes from the White House right to the "news" networks' teleprompters. CNN entertainers have also made it clear since January 7 that they aren't interested in an honest conversation about January 6. Rep. Brooks was well within his right to refuse Acosta's interview. Though I would have told him where he can stick his microphone.

If CNN tries asking for comment on anything, tell its "reporters" to piss off. All they can do is tweet about it while ratings continue to plummet.

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Monday, June 28, 2021

Jen Psaki Responds to Gwen Berry Controversy by, of Course, Bashing America

Jen Psaki Responds to Gwen Berry Controversy by, of Course, Bashing America
Brodigan - June 28, 2021 at 01:28PM


Gwen Berry is a hammer thrower who placed third at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials. In a perfect world, we don't have to learn the names of people who rank third. Berry is making news because she threw a conniption after hearing the national anthem, claiming she was "set up" by hearing it play. Which was at the award ceremony for the U.S. Olympic track and field trials. Berry threw a shirt over her head, turned around, and pouted. Jen Psaki was asked about it at today's White House press briefing.

Her answer? Reassuring us that the president is extremely proud to be an American, BUUUUUUUT ...

We would recognize there are times in America where we haven't lived up to our highest ideals.

The president of the United States has yet to pass up an opportunity to divide Americans. Particularly when it comes to black Americans. A group of people the president feels doesn't know how to use the internet or hire an accountant without his help. It's not surprising this White House wouldn't pass on an opportunity to divide. I'm also sure Psaki wouldn't be as concerned about constitutional rights if a bronze medal winner put on a MAGA cap for the anthem. Though, if they were MAGA they'd be in first place.

Do I think Berry should be removed from the team like some others do? Meh. I'm of the belief the less publicity for this cheap stunt the better. I'd rather she not know that I know she exists. But the president of the United States should be able to have the balls to say this is inappropriate as you're representing the United States.

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Random Person Accuses Chris Cuomo of Pleasuring Himself, Cuomo Responds with Self-Owning Photo

Random Person Accuses Chris Cuomo of Pleasuring Himself, Cuomo Responds with Self-Owning Photo
Brodigan - June 28, 2021 at 12:35PM


Chris Cuomo is a polarizing individual. There are some people who think he's a j*rkoff. There are others who believe he's more of a douchebag. Cuomo settled the debate on Twitter today confirming that he's ... both? One thing we're sure of is that Chris is in fact the idiot brother. And big brother Andy has both a body count and a history of sexual harassment.

Andy's idiot brother was tweeting about how righteous the media was being "covering the facts" about the Florida condo that collapsed. Reporters are literally doing the Lord's work by reporting the news as it happens. One Twitter user advised Cuomo to calm himself down before he pulled a muscle, warning "you're gonna break your arm j*rking yourself off." Chris responded,

That how this happened?! Hahahaha. Come on, baby, don't hate - facilitate. You can do better than this petty bs.

Uncle Ruckus with his legalize LSD Twitter handle? 19 followers. Seven tweets. His account was only created this month. I don't want to say this is a burner account. I would have no way to confirm it was a burner account. It sure as hell looks like one though. I supposed even as busy a person as Chris Cuomo is, he could still find the time to flex on a Twitter user with nineteen followers. And NOT use a burner account as an excuse to show off his arms.

Though as one Twitter user points out, his photo doesn't deny anything.

Though there might be a secret to why Chris Cuomo is in such "good shape," as another Twitter user implies.

The bottom line is we may never know why Chris Cuomo felt it necessary to respond to a Twitter user with nineteen followers. Or if his pump is all-natural. Where I feel we can all find common ground is that anyone who flexes like this is in fact a ginormous @$hole.

Chris Cuomo's response is an embarrassment to his highly regarded peers in the industry: Don Lemon, Jim Acosta, and Brian Stelter.

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Thought Police: Public Official Advocates Public Gathering Ban to Stop Spread of 'Unauthorized Information'

Thought Police: Public Official Advocates Public Gathering Ban to Stop Spread of 'Unauthorized Information'
Brodigan - June 28, 2021 at 08:59AM


Canada has lost its mind. The things we assume leftist sh*tc*nts in our country think, Canuckleheads actually say out loud. Religious pastors get arrested. The prime minister openly says there is a great opportunity to reset the global economy. Also, in Canada, getting Big Tech companies to throttle information the government doesn't want you to see isn't enough. People may still meet in public and spread "unauthorized information." So ban public gatherings.

Nova Scotia Chief Medical Officer Robert Strang isn't saying that's the REASON for the public gathering ban. It's just an added benefit he's totally okay with.

I think the other purpose of the injunction is to prevent groups that are spreading deliberately false information that create risk. The information itself if listened to creates risk to the public as well. There certainly is a need to manage that misinformation campaign as well.

Canada is afraid of people meeting in public out of fear of what they might say to each other. That what the people say might not be approved by the government. Everything Americans were concerned about when this whole ordeal started (like my editor Courtney) is actually happening in Canada. Now including the thought police.

Canada is our warning, America. Canada is what happens when you give up rights to the government. The people who run Joe Biden are no different from the people who run Canada. The key difference is that Canadians are okay with it and allow it to happen. Don't think the Biden administration won't want to police what we say to each other in the park or at the mall as well.

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