Brodigan - August 12, 2021 at 12:10PM
Porch piracy has become a growing criminal industry. You can expect more of it as Joe Biden's economy continues to make goods and services too expensive for people to pay for themselves. You have to be careful, though. As you creep up on the porch and try to snatch the box sitting on the welcome mat, you never know if the homeowner is watching ... with a really big gun. One nogoodnik found this out the hard way.
Standard viral video disclaimers. Allow for missing context. Obviously, this didn't just recently happen, what with there being snow on the ground. I just found it funny as hell.
There's something satisfying about watching punks get their comeuppance. We've seen it with a mugger being forced to squeal like a pig and a failed carjacker who didn't look for an NRA sticker in the windshield. What makes this video awesome is the way my dude with the gun made the thief come back. He didn't just drop the package and run. He made the guy walk back to the porch and put the package back where he found it. For no other reason than he had a really big gun and he wanted to make things as embarrassing as possible for the thief.
Porch piracy has of course increased as more and more people make use of Amazon Prime. On one hand, shopping via the internet prevents you from having to leave your house and deal with obnoxious store employees. On the other hand, the delivery person will just drop the packages and go. Leaving them ripe for the picking of the local criminal element.
Sometimes you get away with it. Sometimes, you're on the wrong end of the gun. Hopefully the next house the thief robs from, he finds a new pair of pants. He no doubt needs to change the ones he has on.
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