The New York Times confirmed the Hunter Biden laptop story last week. It was confirmed all along. The Times didn't do anything the Daily Caller didn't do a year and a half ago. But it's the New York Times now, and that's supposed to matter. We're talking about the original laptop story Big Tech censored before the election. There have been other Hunter Biden laptop stories of other laptops he lost, including one that has him sexing up a hooker.
A reporter for the New York Post, the newspaper that broke the story and had their Twitter account taken away for it, had questions for Jen Psaki. Here is their exchange, followed by my dramatic interpretation... actually, I think I'll quote this one accurately.
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Jen Psaki must be jealous of Joe Biden. The most popular president ever can turn his back and walk away from reporters as they shout questions about his Afghan incompetence. Psaki does not have the male privilege to do so. She just needs to take a shot of tequila straight from the bottle and stand at that podium. Wishing that any reporter would ask her about what a jerk Ron DeSantis is instead of anything having to do with the withdrawal. Monday was not that day. Of course, Peter Doocy pissed her off the most.
PSAKI: Does anyone have a question?
DOOCY: Yes. Does the president —
PSAKI: Anyone at all?
DOOCY: Over here. Does the president —
PSAKI: Anyone besides DOUCHEY. RealClearPolitics guy, how about you?
REALCLEARPOLITICS GUY: Nah, I'mma let Pete handle this.
PSAKI: F*ck my life.
Her biggest gripe was with the word "stranded." Psaki believes, with how the White House is defining the word, no one is being stranded. But how the English language defines the word?
Senior advisor to @SenTomCotton reports that an American woman was beaten by Islamists for traveling without a male escort to the Kabul airport. She's now stranded in Kabul because she's a single woman. https://t.co/qlqNZXIQjt
— Marina Medvin 🇺🇸 (@MarinaMedvin) August 23, 2021
CNN's Jake Tapper fact checks Psaki for saying Americans are “not" stranded in Afghanistan.
Set aside the incompetence and the chaos. Or that maybe America is no longer "back" on the world stage as advertised. Even put aside that when forced to choose between mean tweets or a guy with tapioca for brains, you may want to just say "I'm rubber and you're glue." It's been fascinating to watch the White House unable to deal when they can't count on the press to block and circle the wagons for them. But when Joe Biden goes up there and says things they know are not true, that are even confirmed to not be true less than twelve hours after he says them, even the American media has their limits. "Does the president not know what's going on" is the obvious question that needs to be asked. Even if it makes them feel dirty to ask it.
Joe Biden is expected to speak at noon today. I'm guessing Psaki will be hitting the bottle early and calling it brunch.
Peter Doocy versus Jen Psaki is the content we the people need. The CDC on Tuesday caved to political pressure and revised its sciency guidelines about masks. It used to be if you had your shots, you didn't need to wear a mask. Now, even if you had your shots, you need to wear a mask. As do all students grades K-12, even though they've always been the group to least likely ever to get sick. No, it doesn't make a lick of sense. No, it's NOT a mandate. It's merely a suggestion for now. This is why it's even more important to show up at local government meetings and speak out.
Jen Psaki tried to make sense of it. Though she didn't try very hard.
DOOCY: "If vaccines work -- then why do people who have the vaccine now need to wear masks?"@PressSec: "Because the public health leaders in our administration have made the determination -- that is a way to make sure they are protected, their loved ones are protected..." pic.twitter.com/Io6uQoivWH
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) July 27, 2021
DOOCY: If the Fauci Ouchies work, why do people need to wear masks?
BRIDE OF CHUCKY: Because according to this chart, people who didn't get their Fauci Ouchie can get sick.
DOOCY: Yes, according to that chart the Fauci Ouchies work. So why do people need to wear masks?
BRIDE OF CHUCKY: Because our health experts say so.
DOOCY: What health experts? What specific data?
BRIDE OF CHUCKY: You're spouting media misinformation. I hereby deplatform you from the briefing room.
DOOCY: You can't actually do that.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY: Shit.
I'm someone who got my shots. I don't say that because I think it makes me morally superior for doing so. I also get regular prostate checkups, if you were wondering. I mention my Fauci Ouchie status because the White House and the CDC want to play people who had shots against those who didn't in order to bully them into making a personal medical decision. Not only do I not care that you may make a different decision from me, but any anger about this new guidance should also be directed at the White House and the CDC. Because unless the science changed and I no longer only have a 0.005% chance of getting a mild illness, eat a d!ck saying this is about "the science."
Those of you who were awake throughout 2020? Your lying eyes are not only liars, but they're also raaaaacist. No, it's actually the Republicans who want to defund the police because they *checks notes* opposed Biden's giant spending bill he claimed was COVID aid. So sayeth the Bride of Chucky. Fox News's Peter Doocy called her out on it, challenging her to name a single Republican who verbally advocated defunding the police.
WATCH: WH Press Sec. Jen Psaki is unable to name a SINGLE Republican who supports defunding the police.
The mental gymnastics this White House has to do to try and make this talking point stick is honestly laughable. pic.twitter.com/BurRJvLzae
— Whitney Robertson (@whitneyleerob) June 30, 2021
PETER DOOCY: Can you name a single Republican who wants to defund the police?
PSAKI: Meh. Outside of you Peter DOUCHEy, no one in the press will call me out on it. So I'mma keep lying up in this piece.
Psaki can't name a single Republican. Though she can show off her impressive yoga skills bending and twisting herself into knots to avoid an honest answer to the question. She can't name one GOPer. Here are FIVE Democrats who a) are Defund the Police stans, and b) the "pro-police" Biden doesn't have the balls to ever call out by name.
REP. AOC: "Defund the police means defund the police."
Rep. Omar: "We need to completely dismantle the Minneapolis police department."
Rep. Bush: "Defending the police isn't radical. It's real.
Rep. Tlaib: "Policing in this country is inherently and intentionally racist ... no more policing."
Rep. Pressley: "From slave patrols to traffic stops. We can't reform this.
The American people aren't as stupid as Jen Psaki and the Biden White House think we are. Our friends and family members who are law enforcement officers know what side hates them. It's not the side that voted against a massive spending bill. It's the side that regularly says they want to "defund the police." Next, they're going to try and tell us the head of the teachers' union DIDN'T advocate for keeping schools closed for as long as possible. Or that Ibram Kendi doesn't think all white people are racist.
Oh, wait. They're trying to do that too. Everything the left wants is unpopular with the American people. Don't let them lie their way out of it.
